I knew there was a reason I didn’t like you.
I felt it when my skin crawled under your fingers when we shook hands almost 6 months ago.
My friend is sad and that makes me sad. Please friend, be happy!!
I can’t make things better, or fix any issues or throw pixie dust around, but I can still be a shoulder to lean on!
And I have coffee, weed and wine.. so, ya know..
This next week will be particularly draining.
Big test in one class, finishing up (sort of) my fermenting wine, starting marketing project for another class, my mum’s birthday, and all this while working… customer service.
Time to practice the fake happy.
Push back the anxiety. Turn off the depression and sing “somewhere over the rainbow”.
^^ if only….
Anonymous asked: Why do you BDSM people never shut up about it? People with a foot fetish don't go on about it like you all do. Do you think it makes you intelligent somehow? To me whenever I read about BDSM it just looks like a stupid game a child would play in the playground.
They’ve got some weird playgrounds where you’re from.
I want IN on those playgrounds! ;)
We do it so we can find other people interested in BDSM. So then we can create an interconnected web across the world and force everyone to participate in our childish games that are so emotionally and sexually fulfilling. SO LOOK OUT
DM: “You see a large pool of water, but its murkiness and the darkness of the cavern makes it impossible to tell the depth.”
Cleric: “I know! I throw my torch into the water.”
DM: “… The cleric with 7 Int throws your only light source into the water, where it immediately extinguishes and the wooden torch floats on the surface.”
Cleric: “It’s okay guys! See? It’s only a few inches deep!”